"Resist much.
Obey little."
~ Walt Whitman
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2012 October
Aurorae over Planet Earth
Image Credit : NASA, NOAA, GSFC, Suomi NPP, Earth Observatory,
processing by Jesse Allen and Robert Simmon
An elderly married couple was at home watching TV.
The husband had the remote and was switching back
and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You
already know how to fish"......................
During a recent password audit by a fortune 500 company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she chose such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said: "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."
On reflection, that almost makes perfect sense.
Q: What drink do balloons hate?
A: Pop!
Q: How do you know a man from Oklahoma is married?
A: There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of the truck.
ISSUES ISSUES
ISSUES ISSUES
ISSUES ISSUES
ISSUES ISSUES
ISSUES ISSUES
ANSWER: Tennis shoes.
Life, alas, does not come with an escape key. But your computer keyboard probably does. Why is it there? Pagan Kennedy of the New York Times explains that a computer programmer invented it to interrupt processing:
Also known as 'women's intuition,' this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women seem to know what's going on in their man's lives almost better than they do.
Why is this?
In the early 80's researchers discovered that women have more connections between the brain's two hemispheres than men do. It's these connections that allow them to put together a puzzle from seemingly unconnectable pieces...
That, and they go through your shit while you're in the shower.
An anthropologist shows off his priceless trove of treasure to his saintly grandmother. "What's that?" she asks, pointing to an oddly shaped item.
"Uh..." stammers the anthropologist, "it's a phallic symbol."
"Oh," says his grandmother, nodding her head. "That's good, 'cause I hate to tell you what it looks like."
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Image Credit : NASA, NOAA, GSFC, Suomi NPP, Earth Observatory,
processing by Jesse Allen and Robert Simmon
Explanation: North America at night is easy to recognize in this view of our fair planet from orbit, acquired by the Suomi-NPP satellite on October 8. The spectacular waves of visible light emission rolling above the Canadian provinces of Quebec and Ontario in the upper half of the frame are the Aurora Borealis or northern lights. Encircling the poles and extending to lower latitudes, impressive aurorae seen during the past few days are due to strong geomagnetic storms. The storms were triggered by a solar coronal mass ejection on October 4/5, impacting Earth's magnetosphere some three days later. The curtains of light, shining well over 100 kilometers above the surface, are formed as charged particles accelerated in the magnetosphere excite oxygen and nitrogen in the upper atmosphere.
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2012 October
Black Sun and Inverted Starfield
Image Credit & Copyright: Jim Lafferty
Image Credit & Copyright: Jim Lafferty
Explanation: Does this strange dark ball look somehow familiar? If so, that might be because it is our Sun. In the above image, a detailed solar view was captured originally in a very specific color of red light, then rendered in black and white, and then color inverted. Once complete, the resulting image was added to a starfield, then also color inverted. Visible in the above image of the Sun are long light filaments, dark active regions, prominences peaking around the edge, and a moving carpet of hot gas. The surface of our Sun has become a particularly busy place over the past two years because it is now nearing Solar Maximum, the time when its surface magnetic field is wound up the most. Besides an active Sun being so picturesque, the plasma expelled can also become picturesque when it impacts the Earth's magnetosphere and creates auroras.
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Hubby Wifey
My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. "I have a higher IQ, did better on my SATs and make more money than you," she pointed out.
"Yeah, but if you look at the big picture, I’m still ahead," I said.
She looked confused and asked, "How come?"
"I married better," came the reply.
"Yeah, but if you look at the big picture, I’m still ahead," I said.
She looked confused and asked, "How come?"
"I married better," came the reply.
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Friends are like fiddle strings;
they must not be screwed too tight.
- H. G. Bohn
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they must not be screwed too tight.
- H. G. Bohn
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An elderly married couple was at home watching TV.
The husband had the remote and was switching back
and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You
already know how to fish"......................
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This is so cool.
Read this sentence:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
Now count ALOUD the F's in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE: do not go back and count them again. See below...
ANSWER:
There are six F's in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds three of them. If you spotted four, you're above average. If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody. If you caught six, you are a genius.
There is no catch. Many people forget the "OF"'s. The human brain tends to see them as V's and not F's. Pretty weird, huh? It fools almost everybody.
Read this sentence:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
Now count ALOUD the F's in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE: do not go back and count them again. See below...
ANSWER:
There are six F's in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds three of them. If you spotted four, you're above average. If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody. If you caught six, you are a genius.
There is no catch. Many people forget the "OF"'s. The human brain tends to see them as V's and not F's. Pretty weird, huh? It fools almost everybody.
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Why Do Crows Gather in Large Roosts During Fall and Winter?
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When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey
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Franky Zapata's invention, the Flyboard, is part jet pack and part jet ski. Riders can climb as high as ten meters above the water, then dive under it. It's controlled with streams of water from the hands and feet. But that fun will cost you $12,000 per unit.
Link (warning: auto-sound) -via Sarah Hoyt
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The Longest Password Ever
During a recent password audit by a fortune 500 company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she chose such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said: "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."
On reflection, that almost makes perfect sense.
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Q and A Quickies
Q: What drink do balloons hate?
A: Pop!
Q: How do you know a man from Oklahoma is married?
A: There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of the truck.
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Bird Abode Builder by Master Cartpenter
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Scary monsters may fill theater seats, but let's face it -lovable monsters do much better in toy stores. No doubt Frankenweenie, which opened in theaters this past weekend, will join the ranks. How will the resurrected dog compare with other monsters we've come to know and love? See the competition at Flavorwire. Link
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RANDOM TIDBITS
All babies are color blind when they are born.
Three consecutive strikes in bowling is called a turkey.
Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is
approximately six to eight weeks old.
Grand Rapids, Michigan is the "SpaghettiOs Capital of the World" because per-capita consumption is highest in that city, per the Franco-American Company. Reportedly, there are more than 1,750 "O's" in a 15-ounce can of SpaghettiOs.
Giraffes are the only animals born with horns. Both males and females are born with bony knobs on the forehead.
Many Japanese golfers carry "hole-in-one" insurance, because it is traditional in Japan to share one's good luck by sending gifts to all your friends when you get an "ace." The price for what the Japanese term an "albatross" can often reach $10,000.
Three consecutive strikes in bowling is called a turkey.
Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is
approximately six to eight weeks old.
Grand Rapids, Michigan is the "SpaghettiOs Capital of the World" because per-capita consumption is highest in that city, per the Franco-American Company. Reportedly, there are more than 1,750 "O's" in a 15-ounce can of SpaghettiOs.
Giraffes are the only animals born with horns. Both males and females are born with bony knobs on the forehead.
Many Japanese golfers carry "hole-in-one" insurance, because it is traditional in Japan to share one's good luck by sending gifts to all your friends when you get an "ace." The price for what the Japanese term an "albatross" can often reach $10,000.
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What does this say?
ISSUES ISSUES
ISSUES ISSUES
ISSUES ISSUES
ISSUES ISSUES
ISSUES ISSUES
ANSWER: Tennis shoes.
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Ash Plume from Shiveluch
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Got a double chin and a spare tire? Fear not! Science is here to help:
The researchers have found they can burn off excess fat in specific areas of the body by injecting tiny capsules filled with a modified type of heat-producing cell commonly found in animals and babies.
The cells release “signals” that alter the surrounding fat tissue so surplus calories are used up by producing body heat rather than being stored as fat.
The cells release “signals” that alter the surrounding fat tissue so surplus calories are used up by producing body heat rather than being stored as fat.
Tests in animals have shown that injecting the capsules caused obese mice to lose up to 10 per cent of their body weight even when being fed a high calorie diet. The researchers are now planning to begin treating obese dogs later this year. If successful and found to be safe, it is hoped that the treatment could be available for use in humans in around six years.
The researchers believe the capsules, which are around three times the width of a human hair, could be injected into specific fat deposits such as the thighs, buttocks, arms or under the chin to reduce the amount of fat stored there.
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QUOTE: "So divinely is the world organized that every one of us, in our place and time, is in balance with everything else."
HINT: (1749-1832), German writer, artist, and politician.
HINT: (1749-1832), German writer, artist, and politician.
ANSWER: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
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Life, alas, does not come with an escape key. But your computer keyboard probably does. Why is it there? Pagan Kennedy of the New York Times explains that a computer programmer invented it to interrupt processing:The key was born in 1960, when an I.B.M. programmer named Bob Bemer was trying to solve a Tower of Babel problem: computers from different manufacturers communicated in a variety of codes. Bemer invented the ESC key as way for programmers to switch from one kind of code to another. Later on, when computercodes were standardized (an effort in which Bemer played a leading role), ESC became a kind of “interrupt” button on the PC — a way to poke the computer and say, “Cut it out.”Why “escape”? Bemer could have used another word — say, “interrupt” — but he opted for “ESC,” a tiny monument to his own angst. Bemer was a worrier. In the 1970s, he began warning about the Y2K bug, explaining to Richard Nixon’s advisers the computer disaster that could occur in the year 2000. Today, with our relatively stable computers, few of us need the panic button. But Bob Frankston, a pioneering programmer, says he still uses the ESC key. “There’s something nice about having a get-me-the-hell-out-of-here key.”
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These gigantic cows resemble bovine body-builders. See how breeders have achieved such amazing results.
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January 10, 2011, is a palindrome in four different notations: 1/10/2011, 1/10/11, I/X/MMXI, and I/X/XI.
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Portland On The Web: The Republic, Thrillist, KGW & More
Taking a break from their steady employment as basket weavers, marching clowns and caffeine technicians, Portlanders had the opportunity this week to learn a new skill: being scary. Fright Town announced it is on the hunt for new monster talent, which should make for interesting auditions considering the thing your average Stumptown resident is most afraid of is a bacon shortage.
Speaking of shortages, after a summer nearly devoid of rain, clouds will roll in Friday morning declaring an official end to the shirtless frisbee/sword fighting/slack-lining/dodge ball season in Colonel Summers park.
Here is a round-up of the goings-on in Portland this week:
The Republic: Portland, Salem record driest July through September on record
Thrillist: Become a Fright Town monster
KGW: Oregon 2012 wine harvest called 'epic'
OregonLive: Portland startup Little Bird raises $1 million from Mark Cuban, Wieden + Kennedy, others
Neighborhood Notes: 17 locally owned businesses opened in Portland in September
OregonLive: Buying into the Silicon Forest: eBay finds a home in Portland
Taking a break from their steady employment as basket weavers, marching clowns and caffeine technicians, Portlanders had the opportunity this week to learn a new skill: being scary. Fright Town announced it is on the hunt for new monster talent, which should make for interesting auditions considering the thing your average Stumptown resident is most afraid of is a bacon shortage.
Speaking of shortages, after a summer nearly devoid of rain, clouds will roll in Friday morning declaring an official end to the shirtless frisbee/sword fighting/slack-lining/dodge ball season in Colonel Summers park.
Here is a round-up of the goings-on in Portland this week:
The Republic: Portland, Salem record driest July through September on record
Thrillist: Become a Fright Town monster
KGW: Oregon 2012 wine harvest called 'epic'
OregonLive: Portland startup Little Bird raises $1 million from Mark Cuban, Wieden + Kennedy, others
Neighborhood Notes: 17 locally owned businesses opened in Portland in September
OregonLive: Buying into the Silicon Forest: eBay finds a home in Portland
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It must have taken forever to film some of these.
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The Ohio State University marching band played lots of classic video games during their halftime show at the OSU-Nebraska game yesterday. There's some really complicated formations going on here, and it only gets better as the show goes on. -via Metafilter
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A Falcon 9 rocket cuts its way through the clouds over Space Launch Complex 40 on Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida carrying a Dragon capsule to orbit. Launch was at 8:35 p.m. EDT. Space Exploration Technologies Corp., or SpaceX, built both the rocket and capsule for NASA's first Commercial Resupply Services, or CRS-1, mission to the International Space Station. SpaceX CRS-1 is an import
ant step toward making America’s microgravity research program self-sufficient by providing a way to deliver and return significant amounts of cargo, including science experiments, to and from the orbiting laboratory. NASA has contracted for 12 commercial resupply flights from SpaceX and eight from the Orbital Sciences Corp. For more information, visit http://www.nasa.gov/
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“I think, therefore I am is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.” — Milan Kundera
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Did you hear about the welfare doll?
You wind it up and it doesn't work.
You wind it up and it doesn't work.
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A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
The wife decided to make a wish, too but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
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A bar in NYC is installing a breathalyzer. If your drunk, it advises you not to drive. If you're really, really drunk, it advises you not to call your old girlfriend.
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Also known as 'women's intuition,' this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women seem to know what's going on in their man's lives almost better than they do.
Why is this?
In the early 80's researchers discovered that women have more connections between the brain's two hemispheres than men do. It's these connections that allow them to put together a puzzle from seemingly unconnectable pieces...
That, and they go through your shit while you're in the shower.
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Worldcam is a site that can pull up a live Instagram photo feed for landmarks, buildings, and other locations around the world. For example, Worldcam can reveal what is happening right now at Apple, Inc. in Cupertino, at the world’s tallest building in Dubai, and the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco. Worldcam was developed by Per Stenius and Oskar Sundberg. To see Instagram feeds for entire cities, see This is Now.
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"A woman here in New York claims that her blind date stole her iPhone and her wallet. She was like, 'I have to get that iPhone back I mean, what if he calls?'" -Jimmy Fallon
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An anthropologist shows off his priceless trove of treasure to his saintly grandmother. "What's that?" she asks, pointing to an oddly shaped item.
"Uh..." stammers the anthropologist, "it's a phallic symbol."
"Oh," says his grandmother, nodding her head. "That's good, 'cause I hate to tell you what it looks like."
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Rare Red Panda Twins Take First Peek Outside
http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2012/10/rare-red-panda-twins-take-first-peek-outside.html
http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2012/10/rare-red-panda-twins-take-first-peek-outside.html
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QUOTE: "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
HINT: (1894-1963), English writer, wrote Brave New World and a wide-ranging output of essays.
ANSWER: Aldous Huxley.
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RANDOM TIDBITS
Some of the longest rivers in the world have the shortest names, including the Amur, the Don, the Kama, the Lena, the Nile, the Ob, the Syr, the Ural, and the Xi, all of which flow for more than 1,000 miles.
The Mississippi is the most important river in the United States and has been for centuries. In fact, the name comes from the Algonquin phrase "missi sipi," which means, quite simply "large river."
Just four years after the 1972 film Deliverance hit theaters, 24 canoeists were killed attempting to traverse the same treacherous parts of the Chattooga River depicted in the movie.
Christie Brinkley painted the image that appears on the cover of Billy Joel's 1993 album River of Dreams.
While the Nile River is the longest at nearly 6,700 miles, the slightly shorter Amazon contains much more actual water and drains a much larger area.
Joan Rivers' real last name is Molinsky. While River Phoenix's first name was indeed River, his last name was originally Bottom.
Some of the longest rivers in the world have the shortest names, including the Amur, the Don, the Kama, the Lena, the Nile, the Ob, the Syr, the Ural, and the Xi, all of which flow for more than 1,000 miles.
The Mississippi is the most important river in the United States and has been for centuries. In fact, the name comes from the Algonquin phrase "missi sipi," which means, quite simply "large river."
Just four years after the 1972 film Deliverance hit theaters, 24 canoeists were killed attempting to traverse the same treacherous parts of the Chattooga River depicted in the movie.
Christie Brinkley painted the image that appears on the cover of Billy Joel's 1993 album River of Dreams.
While the Nile River is the longest at nearly 6,700 miles, the slightly shorter Amazon contains much more actual water and drains a much larger area.
Joan Rivers' real last name is Molinsky. While River Phoenix's first name was indeed River, his last name was originally Bottom.
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This was forwarded to me today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTCDVfMz15M
Going by this video as the text, the video's message is clear: DV is hot and sexy for some, and you're stronger if you survive being beaten to hell while continually subjecting yourself to the true madness of unthinking emotional subsistence.
Shenanigans. Absurdity. Malarky.
This video is sex, muscles, bending and twisting and skin-on-skin everything, and that makes it sexy. I generally like all these things. I have no problem with these things and I think many people in society might benefit from a lot less Puritanism and a lot more real human experience. I also admire these athletes and dancers who put in so much time and effort to get their bodies to do these amazing things, and I appreciate that they share them.
But after exercising a half-ounce of thought, the video and the lyrics together make this all very dark and disturbing. And the glossy hotness is jarred against a few minutes of watching people beat the shit out of each other.
Pink starts the video on her hands and knees, clearly having been dragged through a horrific mess. She is fit and firm and has smooth skin covered nearly completely with bruise-like stretches of paint and chalk. She carries herself like she's had her heart torn out while her clothes were shredded on her body. She crawls in the desert.
The man watches her. He has a face only in the beginning, then he is scruff and muscle and hidden profile shots for the rest of the scenes. He has a solid, open stance and barely looks at her as she slowly passes. He is a smooth-bodied, muscled, shirtless hunk of youth and vitality. Not a fleck of the chalk or paint that covers Pink's entire body is seen on him.
They fight. She and he swing and charge and roll and throw each other and the things around them in a vicious challenge of dominance and aggression that bears no resemblance to any happy friendship or loving romance I have ever seen in my life.
And the lyrics... These may be the worst. As the fight rages on screen, the song tells us over and over again to try. To be strong, and to feel like we're victors when we stick with the bad stuff.
Nobody wins when there is DV. You either get out or you are destroyed by yourself and your partner(s). It's not a happy time, nor a loving embrace. In this we cannot pretend the one little argument that exploded into an insanity fest was controlled nor demonstrated even a modicum of the best human aspects.
By the end of the video, both of them have shattered furniture and thrown each other around and come out unscathed (except for the crying, but we don't take emotional and mental health as seriously as physical things anyway....). Both are dusty with the colors of the paint that had been exclusively hers.
And yet only she seems to be conflicted about this. He seems satisfied in his rage. He smiles and kisses as she wimpers after their fight.
To me, this video and the song play like an anthem that advocates thoughtless relationship experiences and makes DV so amazingly sexy it's just shameful.
Please do chat this up with your thoughts, whatever they are.
This was forwarded to me today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTCDVfMz15M
Going by this video as the text, the video's message is clear: DV is hot and sexy for some, and you're stronger if you survive being beaten to hell while continually subjecting yourself to the true madness of unthinking emotional subsistence.
Shenanigans. Absurdity. Malarky.
This video is sex, muscles, bending and twisting and skin-on-skin everything, and that makes it sexy. I generally like all these things. I have no problem with these things and I think many people in society might benefit from a lot less Puritanism and a lot more real human experience. I also admire these athletes and dancers who put in so much time and effort to get their bodies to do these amazing things, and I appreciate that they share them.
But after exercising a half-ounce of thought, the video and the lyrics together make this all very dark and disturbing. And the glossy hotness is jarred against a few minutes of watching people beat the shit out of each other.
Pink starts the video on her hands and knees, clearly having been dragged through a horrific mess. She is fit and firm and has smooth skin covered nearly completely with bruise-like stretches of paint and chalk. She carries herself like she's had her heart torn out while her clothes were shredded on her body. She crawls in the desert.
The man watches her. He has a face only in the beginning, then he is scruff and muscle and hidden profile shots for the rest of the scenes. He has a solid, open stance and barely looks at her as she slowly passes. He is a smooth-bodied, muscled, shirtless hunk of youth and vitality. Not a fleck of the chalk or paint that covers Pink's entire body is seen on him.
They fight. She and he swing and charge and roll and throw each other and the things around them in a vicious challenge of dominance and aggression that bears no resemblance to any happy friendship or loving romance I have ever seen in my life.
And the lyrics... These may be the worst. As the fight rages on screen, the song tells us over and over again to try. To be strong, and to feel like we're victors when we stick with the bad stuff.
Nobody wins when there is DV. You either get out or you are destroyed by yourself and your partner(s). It's not a happy time, nor a loving embrace. In this we cannot pretend the one little argument that exploded into an insanity fest was controlled nor demonstrated even a modicum of the best human aspects.
By the end of the video, both of them have shattered furniture and thrown each other around and come out unscathed (except for the crying, but we don't take emotional and mental health as seriously as physical things anyway....). Both are dusty with the colors of the paint that had been exclusively hers.
And yet only she seems to be conflicted about this. He seems satisfied in his rage. He smiles and kisses as she wimpers after their fight.
To me, this video and the song play like an anthem that advocates thoughtless relationship experiences and makes DV so amazingly sexy it's just shameful.
Please do chat this up with your thoughts, whatever they are.
Going by this video as the text, the video's message is clear: DV is hot and sexy for some, and you're stronger if you survive being beaten to hell while continually subjecting yourself to the true madness of unthinking emotional subsistence.
Shenanigans. Absurdity. Malarky.
This video is sex, muscles, bending and twisting and skin-on-skin everything, and that makes it sexy. I generally like all these things. I have no problem with these things and I think many people in society might benefit from a lot less Puritanism and a lot more real human experience. I also admire these athletes and dancers who put in so much time and effort to get their bodies to do these amazing things, and I appreciate that they share them.
But after exercising a half-ounce of thought, the video and the lyrics together make this all very dark and disturbing. And the glossy hotness is jarred against a few minutes of watching people beat the shit out of each other.
Pink starts the video on her hands and knees, clearly having been dragged through a horrific mess. She is fit and firm and has smooth skin covered nearly completely with bruise-like stretches of paint and chalk. She carries herself like she's had her heart torn out while her clothes were shredded on her body. She crawls in the desert.
The man watches her. He has a face only in the beginning, then he is scruff and muscle and hidden profile shots for the rest of the scenes. He has a solid, open stance and barely looks at her as she slowly passes. He is a smooth-bodied, muscled, shirtless hunk of youth and vitality. Not a fleck of the chalk or paint that covers Pink's entire body is seen on him.
They fight. She and he swing and charge and roll and throw each other and the things around them in a vicious challenge of dominance and aggression that bears no resemblance to any happy friendship or loving romance I have ever seen in my life.
And the lyrics... These may be the worst. As the fight rages on screen, the song tells us over and over again to try. To be strong, and to feel like we're victors when we stick with the bad stuff.
Nobody wins when there is DV. You either get out or you are destroyed by yourself and your partner(s). It's not a happy time, nor a loving embrace. In this we cannot pretend the one little argument that exploded into an insanity fest was controlled nor demonstrated even a modicum of the best human aspects.
By the end of the video, both of them have shattered furniture and thrown each other around and come out unscathed (except for the crying, but we don't take emotional and mental health as seriously as physical things anyway....). Both are dusty with the colors of the paint that had been exclusively hers.
And yet only she seems to be conflicted about this. He seems satisfied in his rage. He smiles and kisses as she wimpers after their fight.
To me, this video and the song play like an anthem that advocates thoughtless relationship experiences and makes DV so amazingly sexy it's just shameful.
Please do chat this up with your thoughts, whatever they are.
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ICE Your Cell Phone for Emergency Contacts
No one likes to think about the possibility of being seriously injured in an accident, but take a moment to consider what might happen if you're rendered unconscious in an accident or other disaster. How would authorities or emergency personnel notify your loved ones? By tracing your car's license number or looking at your driver's license, it may be possible to obtain your home phone number, but your loved ones may not be there to receive the call.
Because of this difficulty in locating family members of accident victims, the ICE idea was born. The ICE concept is simple- simply program your cellular phone memory with the acronym ICE ("in case of emergency") followed by the names and phone numbers of those whom you would wish to be notified in an emergency. For example, "ICE-1 John Smith" as a saved contact entry in your phone would alert emergency response personnel to contact Mr. Smith at the number listed. You can program as many numbers as you like using ICE-2, ICE-3, etc. so that your emergency contact person's office and/or cellular phone numbers are also recorded.
Launched in the U.K. in May 2005, ICE was the idea of East Anglian Ambulance Service paramedic Bob Brotchie. The idea has been promoted in a nationwide campaign in the U.K. and is gaining in popularity in the U.S. and other countries. Stickers are commercially available (or you can make your own) to affix to your cell phone to alert emergency personnel to the fact that you have emergency contact information stored in your cell phone's memory. You can also put a sticker on the back of your driver's license or other form of identification so that rescuers will know where to look for emergency contact information.
Programming your cell phone takes only minutes to accomplish, yet it may save you and your loved ones hours of anguish in the event of an emergency. Rapid access to your next of kin, who will be able to provide your medical history and any background information needed, can also enhance the success of your emergency treatment.
As always, an ID Card with emergency contacts & instructions should be carried in the wallet also.
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WHY WE SHOUT IN ANGER
A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled and asked. ‘Why do people shout in anger shout at each other?'
The disciples thought for a while, one of them said, ‘Because we lose our calm, we shout.'
‘But, why should you shout when the other person is just next to you? You can as well tell him what you have to say in a soft manner.’ asked the saint. The disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the other disciples. Finally the saint explained, ‘When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other to cover that great distance. What happens when two people fall in love? They don’t shout at each other but talk softly, because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is either non-existent or very small. When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that’s all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.’
He looked at his disciples and said, ‘So when you argue do not let your hearts get distant, Do not say words that distance each other more, Or else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return.’
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"Americans" is a short, public service film starring Sean Penn and Kid Rock
"Americans" is a short, public service film starring Sean Penn and Kid Rock, directed by Jameson Stafford. The goal of the film is to tear down the one-dimensional political stereotypes portrayed by the media by confronting them head on. It reminds us that what really matters is that we're all Americans, with diverse thoughts, opinions and stances on issues. We are millions of unique, individual parts, the sum of which comprise a whole that is the shining beacon of freedom throughout the world.
The film reminds us to be proud of our differences, and to never forget that we're all in this together as Americans.
The film reminds us to be proud of our differences, and to never forget that we're all in this together as Americans.
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It is better to have a mind opened by wonder than a mind closed by belief.
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EISRIESENWELT CAVE, AUSTRIA
Eisriesenwelt is a limestone cave located beneath the Hochkogel Mountain, in Styria, about 70 kilometres from Salzburg. With 42 kilometres of tunnels and chambers, it is the largest ice cave in the world. Only the first kilometre is covered in ice but the rest of the cave is made of limestone. The cave was created by the Salzach River as it wound its way through the mo
Eisriesenwelt is a limestone cave located beneath the Hochkogel Mountain, in Styria, about 70 kilometres from Salzburg. With 42 kilometres of tunnels and chambers, it is the largest ice cave in the world. Only the first kilometre is covered in ice but the rest of the cave is made of limestone. The cave was created by the Salzach River as it wound its way through the mo
untain.
Ice caves form when ice grows within already-created lava or limestone caves underneath the ground. The difference between these and glacier caves is that glacier caves are formed within ice, and ice caves form within stone formations.
The cave is called “The World of the Ice Giants” in German and was once thought to be the entrance to hell in Austrian lore. Anton Posselt explored the cave in 1879, and it became a tourist attraction in the 1920’s when paths up the mountain to the cave were built.
Ice caves form when ice grows within already-created lava or limestone caves underneath the ground. The difference between these and glacier caves is that glacier caves are formed within ice, and ice caves form within stone formations.
The cave is called “The World of the Ice Giants” in German and was once thought to be the entrance to hell in Austrian lore. Anton Posselt explored the cave in 1879, and it became a tourist attraction in the 1920’s when paths up the mountain to the cave were built.
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Lolcats, they're everywhere.
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Here's your redhead, Mike
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Here are seven pennies, all heads up. In a single move you can turn over any four of them. By repeatedly making such moves, can you eventually turn all seven pennies tails up?
No, it can’t be done. On a given move, suppose that t pennies change from tails to heads. That means that 4-t pennies change from heads to tails. So this move has changed the total number of tails by (4-t) – t = 4-2t = 2(2-t). Since this number is a multiple of 2, it will always be even. If we started with 0 tails, and each move changes the total number of tails by an even number, then we can never reach 7 tails.
From Paul Vaderlind, Richard K. Guy, and Loren C. Larson, The Inquisitive Problem Solver, 2002.
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With a passing tribute to Don Herbert ("Mr. Wizard").
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What Hair Color Matches Your Personality?
Fiery redhead, bombshell blonde, sultry brunette — more often than not, the color that grows from our follicles isn't the shade we feel we are on the inside. But for those of us who vacillate between many coif colors, settling on a single shade can be stressful. Color chameleons, calm yourself with this hair color quiz to find out what color you are really.
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ADELE: "Skyfall" - Lyrics OnScreen
This Lyric Video from Image Radio Network (IRN) features the music of Adele (Adkins), who co-wrote this song with Paul Epworth. It is the theme song for the film Skyfall, in which Daniel Craig returns as James Bond 007 -- opening in theatres worldwide from October 26 in the U.K., and in the U.S. on November 9.
SKYFALL - Official Trailer
Skyfall - Adele Violin Cover
Bryson Andres
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I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the various social sessions over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and then topped it off with a margarita. Not a good idea.
Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a taxi home.
As you well know, some of us have been lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the various social sessions over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and then topped it off with a margarita. Not a good idea.
Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a taxi home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but because it was a taxi, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise.
I have never driven a taxi before and am not sure where I got it!
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise.
I have never driven a taxi before and am not sure where I got it!
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Boxer crabs - also called pom-pom crabs - are notable for their mutualism with sea anemones, which they hold in their claws for defense. In return, the anemones get carried around which may enable them to capture more food particles with their tentacles.
The bonding with the anemone is not required for survival, however, and boxer crabs have frequently been known to live without them, sometimes substituting other organisms such as sponges and corals for the sea anemones.
The bonding with the anemone is not required for survival, however, and boxer crabs have frequently been known to live without them, sometimes substituting other organisms such as sponges and corals for the sea anemones.
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We asked the beauty industry's most sought-after stylists, aestheticians, and MDs to divulge their tricks for stopping the clock. Here's how to get that ageless look (naturally!).
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We asked the beauty industry's most sought-after stylists, aestheticians, and MDs to divulge their tricks for stopping the clock. Here's how to get that ageless look (naturally!).
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You can enjoy these recipes even when you're perfectly healthy!
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OriginalChineseProverb:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
2012 White House Revision:
Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free medicine, and he will vote for Democrats the rest of his life; even after he's deceased.
Thanks Cindy
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Set off with your mustache to a moonlit barbershop in the heart of a distant city in this platformer game.
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"Japanese researchers have successfully grown mouse eggs in a laboratory dish, thus giving hope to millions of infertile mouse couples that hope to start a family." -Jay Leno
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"Facebook is adding a new thing, which is the 'want' button. I think Facebook should stick to doing what they do best, which is letting you know that your friends from high school got fat and bald." -Jimmy Kimmel
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You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury.--LEE CHILD, Echo Burning
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Before you can learn how to light, you must learn how to see light. Award winning photographer Joe Edelman walks you through a defining moment in his career and how a simple egg changed the way he approached lighting and photography forever
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Thanks Lore
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On a bright day in Hollywood, a friend discovered Robert Benchley sitting in his room under a sunlamp.
When the friend asked why he didn’t go outside to get his sun, Benchley said, “And get hit by a meteor?”
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Edward Lear’s recipe for Gosky Patties, 1872:
Take a pig three or four years of age, and tie him by the off hind-leg to a post. Place 5 pounds of currants, 3 of sugar, 2 pecks of peas, 18 roast chestnuts, a candle, and 6 bushels of turnips, within his reach: if he eats these, constantly provide him with more.
Then procure some cream, some slices of Cheshire cheese, 4 quires of foolscap paper, and a packet of black pins. Work the whole into a paste, and spread it out to dry on a sheet of clean brown waterproof linen.
When the paste is perfectly dry, but not before, proceed to beat the pig violently with the handle of a large broom. If he squeals, beat him again.
Visit the paste and beat the pig alternately for some days, and ascertain if, at the end of that period, the whole is about to turn into Gosky Patties.
If it does not then, it never will; and in that case the pig may be let loose, and the whole process may be considered as finished.
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Autumn is the most beautiful time of the year. It's an outdoor photographer's dream season. Here are 40 crazy awesome autumn pictures to inspire you this fall.
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Halloween is coming soon, and The Walking Dead returns this Sunday, so this month we're going to draw a cartoon zombie! No need to rack your brraaaiiiin, just follow these 12 easy steps.
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When a man dies
His portraits change.
His eyes look at you
Differently and his lips smile
A different smile. I noticed this
Returning from a poet’s funeral.
Since then I have seen it verified
Often and my theory is true.
His portraits change.
His eyes look at you
Differently and his lips smile
A different smile. I noticed this
Returning from a poet’s funeral.
Since then I have seen it verified
Often and my theory is true.
– Anna Akhmatova, 1940
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Chris Todd has a dream: to walk from Wales to Ireland. His means of doing so is a paddlewheel raft that he made in his backyard. Alas, 9 hours into a projected 48-hour crossing, he had to stop because of technical problems. Event coordinator Annie Davies explained:
"He was going really well and making a lot better progress than we'd actually anticipated when he had a problem with his rudders," said Ms Davies. [...]
Mr Todd is expected to try again later in the month and is still hoping to raise £20,000 for both the Royal National Lifeboat Institution and the Wiltshire Blind Association Link -via Dave Barry
Mr Todd is expected to try again later in the month and is still hoping to raise £20,000 for both the Royal National Lifeboat Institution and the Wiltshire Blind Association Link -via Dave Barry
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How do you make wine corks? First, strip the bark off of a cork oak. Then boil and flatten it. Drive a punch through the bark to create corks from whole pieces. What's left over can be ground up and turned into composite corks. You can view pictures of the process at the link Link -via Kottke
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Talk about a quick trip to the mall! As a promotional stunt to promote indoor karting Pole Position Raceway, New York's Destiny USA mall owners Bob Congel and Bruce Kenan (and stunt drivers Ken Faught and Julian Nakar) drove electric go-karts around the mall.
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Congratulations to the winning captions:
Now I lay me down to sleep
In front strangers smelly feet.
If I should die before I wake
I pray my wallet pickpockets don't take.
- ladybugsHe naps in public
Sometimes a dangerous art:
Fake narcolepsy.
- David ParkerPassengers didn't mind Beon sleeping on the train floor…that is until he started cuddling their feet.
- Kantoboy
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This one is pretty nifty: Physicist Jean Rajchenbach and colleagues at the University of Nice Sophia Antipolis in France created star-shaped sizes by shaking a dish of silicone oil.
These unusual patterns are thought to spring out of non-linear interactions between three separate waves, but the mathematics behind the shapes is poorly understood. Weirdly, the star-shaped waves emerge in containers of different shapes and sizes, suggesting they are not affected by a container's edge - which usually explains a wave's shape. "It is extremely amazing," says Rajchenbach.
Read more over at the New Scientist: Link
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"Two ATMs here in New York were shut down for dispensing counterfeit money. People were suspicious after one guy kept asking, 'Hey, can you break a 23?'" -Jimmy Fallon
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Fear is another emotion that is strongly suppressed. We cannot afford to be afraid, and so we don't allow ourselves to sense and feel the fear within us. We lower our brows to deny it, set our jaws to defy it, and smile to deceive ourselves. But inwardly we remain scared to death. --ALEXANDER LOWEN, Fear of Life
If you wish to be a writer, write.--Epictetus
Great men are like eagles, and build their nest on some lofty solitude.--Schopenhauer
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Physicists make great parents.
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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the Third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their Situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well,Sister, this looks pretty grim.'
'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive More than a day or two..'
'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it Out of here alive, would you do something for me?'
'Anything, Father.'
'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see Yours.'
'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'
The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her Shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?'.......she consented and he Fondled them for several minutes.
'Father, could I ask something of you?'
'Yes, Sister?'
'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'
'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.
'Oh Father, may I touch it?'
The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was Sporting a huge erection.
'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can Give Life..'
'Is that true Father?'
'Yes, it is, Sister.'
'Oh Father, that's wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and let's get The hell out of here!'
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their Situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well,Sister, this looks pretty grim.'
'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive More than a day or two..'
'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it Out of here alive, would you do something for me?'
'Anything, Father.'
'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see Yours.'
'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'
The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her Shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?'.......she consented and he Fondled them for several minutes.
'Father, could I ask something of you?'
'Yes, Sister?'
'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'
'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.
'Oh Father, may I touch it?'
The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was Sporting a huge erection.
'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can Give Life..'
'Is that true Father?'
'Yes, it is, Sister.'
'Oh Father, that's wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and let's get The hell out of here!'
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One of our neighbors came to me with tears in her eyes. "I need advice."
"No, no, not from me you don't. Please let me get my wife. She actually loves you and will do everything in her power to help you."
I shouted, "Honey! You have a visitor! Please come quick!"
"No," she said touching my arm with doe eyes. "I need a man's advice."
"Then please get yourself a better man. My neighbor Joe is a pretty good guy. Paul, too, across they way. They are all you'll need. Both are very sensitive. They don't beat their kids too much."
"George and I are having problems."
"George?" I said. "George is easy. Just blow him."
"He said he's tired of a messy house."
"Just blow him."
"He says he's tired of schlepping the kids all over creation for all this travel sports stuff."
"Blow him."
"That I don't stretch his dollars far enough."
"Um hmmm, blow him."
"That I've lost my desire to cook for him."
"Now that is going to require something extra, I think. Sloppy blow job AND swallow."
"Is that really all of your advice?"
"Hey, I told you to go talk to Joe or Paul. My advice is what works for me, not for other people. capiche?"
Oh, we can populate the dark with horrors, even we who think ourselves informed and sure, believing nothing we cannot measure or weigh. I know beyond all doubt that the dark things crowding in on me either did not exist or were not dangerous to me, and still I was afraid. --JOHN STEINBECK, Travels with Charley: In Search of America
"No, no, not from me you don't. Please let me get my wife. She actually loves you and will do everything in her power to help you."
I shouted, "Honey! You have a visitor! Please come quick!"
"No," she said touching my arm with doe eyes. "I need a man's advice."
"Then please get yourself a better man. My neighbor Joe is a pretty good guy. Paul, too, across they way. They are all you'll need. Both are very sensitive. They don't beat their kids too much."
"George and I are having problems."
"George?" I said. "George is easy. Just blow him."
"He said he's tired of a messy house."
"Just blow him."
"He says he's tired of schlepping the kids all over creation for all this travel sports stuff."
"Blow him."
"That I don't stretch his dollars far enough."
"Um hmmm, blow him."
"That I've lost my desire to cook for him."
"Now that is going to require something extra, I think. Sloppy blow job AND swallow."
"Is that really all of your advice?"
"Hey, I told you to go talk to Joe or Paul. My advice is what works for me, not for other people. capiche?"
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"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something which you'd like to have dinner with." -Anonymous woman
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I went to a nice, local restaurant/bar with my girlfriend last night. But the regulars were shouting "pedophile!" and other terrible names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
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My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
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I went to a nice, local restaurant/bar with my girlfriend last night. But the regulars were shouting "pedophile!" and other terrible names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
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My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
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Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.
Q. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A. Put a nipple on it.
Q. Why do women fake orgasms ?
A. Because they think men care.
Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A. The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
A. A battery has a positive side.
Q. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A. Put a nipple on it.
Q. Why do women fake orgasms ?
A. Because they think men care.
Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A. The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Oh, we can populate the dark with horrors, even we who think ourselves informed and sure, believing nothing we cannot measure or weigh. I know beyond all doubt that the dark things crowding in on me either did not exist or were not dangerous to me, and still I was afraid. --JOHN STEINBECK, Travels with Charley: In Search of America
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Freedom is a man's natural power of doing what he pleases, so far as he is not prevented by force or law.~ Cicero
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Metals are an important part of our world. So important we mark epochs in our history after them; such as the Bronze Age and the Iron Age. The Bronze Age goes back as far as 3600 BC, however, interestingly enough, it wasn't until 1735 that a metal, cobalt, was discovered that was completely unknown to the ancients.
Since that time some truly bizarre metals have been discovered, such as...
Random Facts:
Mercury, which becomes solid at -40 degrees F, is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
The rare metal gallium melts at 86 degrees F. It is safe to touch. If you hold a piece of it in your hand and wait, your body heat will melt it.
Since that time some truly bizarre metals have been discovered, such as...
Random Facts:
Mercury, which becomes solid at -40 degrees F, is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
The rare metal gallium melts at 86 degrees F. It is safe to touch. If you hold a piece of it in your hand and wait, your body heat will melt it.
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QUOTE: "One must desire something to be alive."
HINT: (1857-1945), American novelist, short-story writer, and poet.
ANSWER: Margaret Deland.
HINT: (1857-1945), American novelist, short-story writer, and poet.
ANSWER: Margaret Deland.
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The Avro Canada Avrocar, circa 1961. Photo: National Aviation Museum, Saskatchewan Council for Archives and Archivists
In the early 1950s, the United States Air Force started working with an upstart Canadian airplane manufacturer who they hoped could build them a real flying saucer.
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RANDOM TIDBITS
John Herbert Dillinger was born on June 22, 1903, in the Oak Hill section of Indianapolis.
Bonnie Elizabeth Parker was born October 1, 1910, in Rowena, Texas. Clyde "Champion" Chestnut Barrow was born on March 24, 1909, in Ellis County, Texas.
Kate 'Ma' Barker, birth name Arizona Clark was born in 1871 and died on January 16, 1935. Her children were undoubtedly criminals and were in the Barker-Karpis Gang.
September, 1933, until July, 1934, he and his violent gang terrorized the Midwest, killing 10 men, wounding 7 others, robbing banks and police arsenals, and staging 3 jail breaks -- killing a sheriff during one and wounding 2 guards in another.
Other members of the Barrow gang known or thought to have murdered are Raymond Hamilton, W.D. Jones, Buck Barrow, Joe Palmer, and Henry Methvin.
Many, including Karpis, have suggested that the myth of Ma Barker being the mastermind behind the Karpis-Barker gang was encouraged by J. Edgar Hoover and his fledgling FBI to justify his agency's killing of an old lady. She was shot dead when the FBI raided the cottage she was renting with her son Fred. It was Fred, who was also killed in the raid, that had been the Bureau's main target.
John Herbert Dillinger was born on June 22, 1903, in the Oak Hill section of Indianapolis.
Bonnie Elizabeth Parker was born October 1, 1910, in Rowena, Texas. Clyde "Champion" Chestnut Barrow was born on March 24, 1909, in Ellis County, Texas.
Kate 'Ma' Barker, birth name Arizona Clark was born in 1871 and died on January 16, 1935. Her children were undoubtedly criminals and were in the Barker-Karpis Gang.
September, 1933, until July, 1934, he and his violent gang terrorized the Midwest, killing 10 men, wounding 7 others, robbing banks and police arsenals, and staging 3 jail breaks -- killing a sheriff during one and wounding 2 guards in another.
Other members of the Barrow gang known or thought to have murdered are Raymond Hamilton, W.D. Jones, Buck Barrow, Joe Palmer, and Henry Methvin.
Many, including Karpis, have suggested that the myth of Ma Barker being the mastermind behind the Karpis-Barker gang was encouraged by J. Edgar Hoover and his fledgling FBI to justify his agency's killing of an old lady. She was shot dead when the FBI raided the cottage she was renting with her son Fred. It was Fred, who was also killed in the raid, that had been the Bureau's main target.
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What does this say?
ISSUES ISSUES
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Think Fast
Who was the first to precisely calculate Pi?
Socrates
Archimedes of Syracuse
Ptolemny
Leonardo da Vinci
(Think Fast Answer: Archimedes of Syracuse) Before Archimedes, mathematicians had known an approximate value of Pi for centuries, thanks to the work of the ancient Egyptians. But Archimedes' calculations brought about the first theoretical, as opposed to measured, value of Pi.
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A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States."
The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?"
Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?"
Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
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Trick or Treat
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viaticum
n. money or necessities for a journey
n. money or necessities for a journey
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The Patient/Doctor Relationship
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."
"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change."
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In 1988, Shao-Chun Chu conceived a unique way to teach people about the human body — an amusement ride that would carry passengers through an enormous model of a sleeping man and woman:
An educational amusement apparatus forms a large building structure having an external appearance simulating a man and a woman resting partially under a blanket, wherein riders are taken through a succession of cavities that simulate internal organs of the man and woman. Entrance to a head chamber simulating an oral cavity is achieved by a stairway supported by a simulated arm of the man, the oral cavity having displays of teeth in normal and abnormal conditions, and serving as a staging area for a train to carry the riders. The train passes into a simulated cranial cavity of the woman, past a sectional display of simulated ear organs, and into a body portion of the building that is representative of the abdomen of both the man and the woman, first through a simulated esophagus, stomach, and intestine of an alimentary canal, through simulated urinary and reproductive tracts, then through a simulated liver and a simulated cardiovascular canal, and finally through a simulated lung and windpipe to an exit staging area of the building.
Chu hoped the ride would encourage people to take better care of their bodies and would be “effective in transporting a large ridership.” His 10-page patent abstract contains sentences that I’m pretty sure have never been written before (“Further, the structure continues to descend until the cars become partially submerged in the lake of the stomach, preferably with considerable splashing”). Unfortunately, to my knowledge it’s never been realized.
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Prove that, at any given moment, there are two points on the equator that are diametrically opposed yet have the same temperature.
Call two opposing points A and B, and suppose that the temperature at A is higher than B. So A – B is positive. Now rotate both points around the equator, maintaining their opposition. Their difference can’t remain positive, because we know that when they’ve traded places it will be negative (the opposite of its initial value). Because temperature varies continuously, there must be some position in between where their difference is zero.
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Q and A Quickies
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team!
Q: What do bananas do best in gymnastics?
A: Splits!
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Last week it was road kill. This week it is cockroaches! It seems there is no limit to what people will eat for fun or profit. Here is a perfect example of how a person can be a winner and a loser at the same time.
According to the Broward Sheriff's Office, Edward Archbold, of West Palm Beach, Florida and several other contestants signed up to eat a variety of insects at a reptile store in Deerfield Beach. After eating dozens of giant cockroaches, Archbold was declared the winner of an ivory-ball python.
Apparently he did this just to prove to whoever cared that he was a badass, because he had also entered a superworm-eating contest earlier in the night.
But after winning, Archbold felt sick and started vomiting. He then collapsed in the store and was later pronounced dead. The medical examiner's office is conducting tests to determine a cause of death, according to the sheriff's office statement.
While the consumption of insects is usually safe and widely accepted throughout the world, and none of the other contestants felt sick, there could have been other factors like allergies that contributed to his death. Or maybe it was the combination of worms AND roaches in the same night. Kind of like how you're not supposed to combine wine and beer.
According to the Broward Sheriff's Office, Edward Archbold, of West Palm Beach, Florida and several other contestants signed up to eat a variety of insects at a reptile store in Deerfield Beach. After eating dozens of giant cockroaches, Archbold was declared the winner of an ivory-ball python.
Apparently he did this just to prove to whoever cared that he was a badass, because he had also entered a superworm-eating contest earlier in the night.
But after winning, Archbold felt sick and started vomiting. He then collapsed in the store and was later pronounced dead. The medical examiner's office is conducting tests to determine a cause of death, according to the sheriff's office statement.
While the consumption of insects is usually safe and widely accepted throughout the world, and none of the other contestants felt sick, there could have been other factors like allergies that contributed to his death. Or maybe it was the combination of worms AND roaches in the same night. Kind of like how you're not supposed to combine wine and beer.
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Runners marry during marathon in Oregon
PORTLAND, Ore. - Two old friends who reconnected during the Portland Marathon in Oregon five years ago held their wedding at the 20-mile mark of this year's race. Katie Holmes and Eric Johansson, friends who began dating and had a son after getting together at the 20-mile mark of the marathon five years ago, said they decided to wed Thursday after running the first 20 miles side by side, KPTV, Portland, reported Monday. Holmes was dressed in white with a veil-bearing baseball cap while Johansson ran by her side in a Dri-Fit tuxedo shirt. They stepped off the course into Columbia Park at the 20-mile mark, where they greeted their waiting family and friends. "It's wonderful, the best day," Holmes said. "Very memorable. The most memorable marathon ever, I think." The couple completed the last 6.2 miles of the marathon after completing their ceremony. "I think it'll be a little easier now," Holmes said before departing for the last leg of the run. "I've got a little adrenaline going through my body right now."
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Wadala Tower - Mumbai, India
Iconic Wadala tower loses more height
MUMBAI: The iconic tower planned for the city, which at one time promised to be the world's third tallest building—behind the Burj Dubai and the under-construction Freedom Tower in New York—will now be nowhere near these global landmarks.
In fact, the MMRDA had earlier scaled back the plans for the tower in Wadala from 101 storeys (526 to 531m) to 85 to 89 storeys (430 to 460m). At that time, it still promised to be the eighth tallest building in the world, behind the Sears Tower in Chicago.
"All my possessions for a moment of time." - Elizabeth I
"The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed." ~ C. S. Lewis
"The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid." - Art Spander
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Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Up
1. Anything that's moving.
2. Green Carrots.
3. Moldy Croutons.
4. Body parts.
5. Blood in the French Dressing.
6. A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.
7. I've seen the movie...they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!
8. Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.
9. How should I put this...let's just that the sneeze guard didn't do its job and there's something phlegm related in the radishes.
10. The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.
(From Aha! Jokes)
1. Anything that's moving.
2. Green Carrots.
3. Moldy Croutons.
4. Body parts.
5. Blood in the French Dressing.
6. A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.
7. I've seen the movie...they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!
8. Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.
9. How should I put this...let's just that the sneeze guard didn't do its job and there's something phlegm related in the radishes.
10. The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.
(From Aha! Jokes)
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"A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashes than drunk people. Then again, it's easier to see what is coming when you're driving at 11 miles an hour." -Conan O'Brien
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A new find in the region surrounding the Ring of Brodgar, a stone-pillar construction mounted atop a sloping terrain, has overthrown the scientific conception of Stone Age life in the British Isles. Archeologists have uncovered a six-acre temple complex of painted stone and paved walkways, which was built five thousand years ago—before the pyramids of Egypt or even Stonehenge.
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HG's Fudgy Frosted Walnut Brownies
"Not another brownie recipe," said NOBODY EVER. This ooey-gooey goodie is an instant classic -- it's frosted and topped with walnuts! Not sure why it took us this long...
Ingredients:
1 sugar-free chocolate pudding snack with 60 calories or less (like the kind by Jell-O)
1/3 cup chocolate frosting
1 box moist-style devil’s food cake mix (15.25 - 18.25 oz.)
One 15-oz. can pure pumpkin
1/2 cup chopped walnuts
Directions:
Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Spray a 9" X 13" baking pan with nonstick spray.
In a medium bowl, mix pudding with frosting. Cover and refrigerate.
In a large bowl, throughly mix cake mix with pumpkin. (Batter will be thick.) Spread mixture into the baking pan.
Bake until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean, 18 - 20 minutes.
Let cool completely, about 1 1/2 hours.
Evenly spread brownies with pudding mixture, and sprinkle with walnuts. Slice and enjoy! (Refrigerate leftovers.)
MAKES 16 SERVINGS
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"Happy birthday to actor Roger Moore, who played 007. Roger Moore is 85 years old. In fact, his new catchphrase is, 'Bond, Gold Bond, Medicated Powder.'" -Jay Leno
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My wife and I were going through a rough patch financially, but we kept ourselves same by repeating, "As long as we have each other, we don't need anything else."
But when the television in our bedroom broke and we couldn't afford to repair or replace it, my wife lost it.
"That's just great!" she shouted. "Now there's no entertainment in our bedroom at all!"
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Autumn is a second spring where every leaf is a flower.--Albert Camus
For men are not equal: thus speaks justice. --Nietzsche
...maximize the serendipity around you.--Nassim Taleb, Author and Essayist
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Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to another.--Plato
A man must constantly exceed his level.--Bruce Lee
When rich people fight wars with one another, poor people are the ones to die.~ Sartre
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Scientific Dining: Reviews of Research Institute Cafeterias (part two) by the Annals of Improbable Research.
The Spice is Right: Origins of Your Favorite Seasonings from mental_floss magazine.
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Reports are coming in from battlefields across the planet that troopers previously thought to be dead are getting up from the killing fields and shambling around aimlessly. Some have wounds so severe it's a wonder they can even stand at all, and every one of them will attack any living being they see.
Those who choose to continue roaming the battlefields are warned to avoid contact with these zombie Death Troopers or risk joining their ranks Link--via Obvious Winner
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You don't have a soccer ball? No worries. Just get a coconut. Then set it on fire. That's what students in East Java, Indonesia do as a test of courage. And yes, they play barefoot Link -via Daily Dot
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Photographed in Richmond Park by Mark Smith. From a photogallery of autumn images at The Telegraph.
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Human Anatomical Terms That Sound Like Places You Would Go See on a Vacation
Samuel Arbesman, a doctoral student in computational biology, can get into all of your nooks and crannies. Like these:
Prussack’s Space
Fissure of Rolando
McBurney’s Point
Anterior Horn
Alcock’s Canal
Hesselbach’s Triangle
Loop of Henle
Officially, you can get into Hesselbach's Triangle for free, but the parking fee is outrageously expensive. Read the rest at the link.
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Make Vanilla Extract
This tutorial shows you how to make quality homemade vanilla extract.
At a glance
- Mix 1 ounce (30 grams) of chopped vanilla beans per 1 cup (250 ml) 40% alcohol vodka.
- Shake occasionally, age 6 months.
- Strain out the vanilla pieces.
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These beans are plump and moist and will add flavor to your favorite recipe. A vital component to creme brulee, vanilla ice cream and many other dishes.
Great tip: to get more out of your purchase is to take some of the beans you have already used and dry them. Once dry place them in your sugar for a delicious vanilla sugar treat to use for cookies and much more
How to Make Vanilla Paste
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Vanilla extract appears in so many sweet recipes that it’s almost automatic to add it in when you’re making cookies or cakes, so when you see the words “vanilla extract” replaced with “vanilla bean paste” you might have to do a double take before you realize that these are quite the same thing. Vanilla extract is made by infusing vanilla into alcohol , which bakes off during baking leaving the vanilla flavor behind. Vanilla bean paste is made by infusing vanilla beans into a thick, sweet syrup made with sugar, water and some sort of (usually natural) thickener. The primary difference is that the vanilla beans are scraped into the paste, so you get all of those lovely little vanilla bean specks in whatever you’re baking along with the vanilla flavor!
What's the Difference? Vanilla Extract, Vanilla Bean, Vanilla Paste ...
When it comes to baking with vanilla, there are choices: pure vanilla extract, vanilla paste, and vanilla beans. There's also vanilla sugar and infused vanilla syrups; the list goes on and on. So how best to wade through the choices?
Many people rely on good old-fashioned vanilla extract for their baking needs largely because it's easy to find and relatively affordable. Vanilla extract is made by macerating vanilla beans in a mixture of alcohol and water. When purchasing a bottle, avoid the imitation versions as they they tend to have a weaker, often tinny aftertaste. Splurge for the real stuff here.
Speaking of splurges, vanilla beans, while on the pricier side, are the ultimate in flavoring and scenting baked goods. Vanilla beans consist of an almost waxy dark brown pod filled with thousands of little brown flavorful specks. When purchasing them, you want to make sure the beans are plump and smooth, never dry. They should smell highly fragrant and have a slight shine to them. The big perk to using vanilla beans is the way the thousands of little black dots fleck throughout your batter. For lighter, fluffier desserts like white cakes, cupcakes, or muffins I'll always use a vanilla bean because the flavor is so intense and the visual component of being able to see the little black specks in the finished product is always satisfying.
What about vanilla paste? In many ways, vanilla paste could be thought of as a great in between option. It's essentially a small jar of the scraped-out vanilla pod, so you're going to get that super fragrant, sweet, speckled end product with the convenience of a quick scoop of the teaspoon. I don't find it all that much work to select, store, and use vanilla beans but some folks are less intimidated by the paste. I say whatever works and gets you excited about baking!
As far as conversions go, 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract is equal to one 2-inch piece of vanilla bean, so 1 typical vanilla bean will equal 3 teaspoons extract. As for vanilla paste, there are usually directions on each jar indicating proper equivalencies, so consult that first as the concentrations can differ.
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Sarabeth Levine's Chow Tip method of getting all those teeny tiny seeds out of a vanilla pod has intrigued me since I first spotted it over at Chow.com a few months ago. Vanilla pods aren't in the budget right now, so I haven't had the chance to give her method a try. Have you?
Sarabeth's tip is simple, but it does need some advanced planning. After slicing off the tips of vanilla pods, she places them cut side down in a jar filled with about two inches of rum. After sitting in the rum for 2 1/2 weeks, the pods have plumped up and become very pliable. Then it's just a matter of sliding your fingers down the length of the pod and all the delicious little seeds gush out the cut end.
How is this better than running a knife down a pod that's been sliced open? I'm not sure except when I've done that, it seems like a fair amount of seeds remain and if the pod has dried out, little bits of the pod come with it. Also, the seeds are a little sticky and clumpy. I like the way Sarabeth's seeds just flow out in a smooth stream. And her bonus tip of drying the pods and then pulverizing them in a grinder is brilliant. Definitely no waste there.
So, does anyone have a report on this method? Is it worth the wait?
Q: I just used a vanilla bean for the first time in my cooking (vanilla peach pie with homemade vanilla whipped cream). I put it back in its jar and sealed it again. It smells so good, it seems like a waste to just throw away. I was wondering if there is any good use for the pod after I've scraped all the seeds out?Sent by Amy
Editor: Amy, one simple way to use it is to bury it in a small container of white sugar. The vanilla will scent and flavor the sugar. It's lovely stir a bit of this vanilla sugar into coffee, or to sprinkle it on oatmeal. You can also simmer the pod with some pudding, or, again, in oatmeal.
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In 1947, Charles M. Schulz was working as an art instructor at a Minneapolis correspondence school when the accounting department hired a pretty redhead named Donna Mae Johnson. “I just thought she was wonderful,” Schulz said. On his way in to work he would stop off on the second floor to draw cartoons on her desk calendar, and in February 1950 they began to date.
The trouble was that Donna had a second boyfriend, a local boy named Alan Wold whom she had been dating since 1948. “I knew quite soon in the relationship that it was Al that I wanted,” she said, yet “I really loved Sparky too at the same time.” She asked her diary on May 8, 1950: “How will you ever decide?”
On June 14, after signing a deal with a newspaper syndicate to publish his comic strip, Peanuts, Schulz went to her and proposed marriage.
All she could say was “I don’t want to marry anybody. I just wish everybody would leave me alone.”
He pressed her for three weeks, but she was firm. Schulz eventually moved to Colorado, married Joyce Halverson, and started a family, but he kept in touch with Donna for the rest of his life. One night he grew sentimental listening to Joni James sing about unrequited love, “and that was the mindset that got me going on Charlie Brown sitting at the playground, eating his lunch, and he looks across the playground, and he sees the little red-haired girl, and from that, that whole series came, one thing after another.”
“You never do get over your first love,” he said at age 75. “The whole of you is rejected when a woman says, ‘You’re not worth it.’”
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"Thinking Unconventionally
A Letter from a College Professor
Some time ago I received a call from a colleague, who asked if I would be the referee on the grading of an examination question. He was about to give a student a zero for his answer to a physics question, while the student claimed he should receive a perfect score and would if the system were not set up against the student.
The instructor and the student agreed to an impartial arbiter, and I was selected. I went to my colleague's office and read the examination question: "Show how it is possible to determine the height of a tall building with the aid of a barometer."
The student had answered: "Take the barometer to the top of the building, attach a long rope to it, lower it to the street, and then bring it up, measuring the length of the rope. The length of the rope is the height of the building."
I pointed out that the student really had a strong case for full credit since he had really answered the question completely and correctly. On the other hand, if full credit were given, it could well contribute to a high grade in his physics course. A high grade is supposed to certify competence in physics, but the answer did not confirm this. I suggested that the student have another try at answering the question. I was not surprised that my colleague agreed, but I was surprised when the student did.
I gave the student six minutes to answer the question with the warning that the answer should show some knowledge of physics. At the end of five minutes, he had not written anything. I asked if he wished to give up, but he said no. He had many answers to this problem; he was just thinking of the best one. I excused myself for interrupting him and asked him to please go on. In the next minute, he dashed off his answer which read:
"Take the barometer to the top of the building and lean over the edge of the roof. Drop the barometer, timing its fall with a stopwatch. Then, using the formula x=3D0.5*a*t^2, calculate the height of the building."
At this point, I asked my colleague if he would give up. He conceded, and gave the student almost full credit. In leaving my colleague's office, I recalled that the student had said that he had other answers to the problem, so I asked him what they were.
"Well," said the student. "there are many ways of getting the height of a tall building with the aid of a barometer. For example, you could take the barometer out on a sunny day and measure the height of the barometer, the length of its shadow, and the length of the shadow of the building, and by the use of simple proportion, determine the height of the building."
"Fine," I said, "and others?"
"Yes," said the student." There is a very basic measurement method you will like. In this method, you take the barometer and begin to walk up the stairs. As you climb the stairs, you mark off the length of the barometer along the wall. You then count the number of marks, and this will give you the height of the building in barometer units.
"A very direct method."
"Of course. If you want a more sophisticated method, you can tie the barometer to the end of a string, swing it as a pendulum, and determine the value of g at the street level and at the top of the building. From the difference between the two values of g, the height of the building, in principle, can be calculated."
"On this same tack, you could take the barometer to the top of the building, attach a long rope to it, lower it to just above the street, and then swing it as a pendulum. You could then calculate the height of the building by the period of the precession".
"Finally," he concluded, "there are many other ways of solving the problem. Probably the best," he said, "is to take the barometer to the basement and knock on the superintendent's door. When the superintendent answers, you speak to him as follows: 'Mr. Superintendent, here is a fine barometer. If you will tell me the height of the building, I will give you this barometer.'"
At this point, I asked the student if he really did know the conventional answer to this question. He admitted that he did, but said that he was fed up with high school and college instructors trying to "teach him to think"."
A Letter from a College Professor
Some time ago I received a call from a colleague, who asked if I would be the referee on the grading of an examination question. He was about to give a student a zero for his answer to a physics question, while the student claimed he should receive a perfect score and would if the system were not set up against the student.
The instructor and the student agreed to an impartial arbiter, and I was selected. I went to my colleague's office and read the examination question: "Show how it is possible to determine the height of a tall building with the aid of a barometer."
The student had answered: "Take the barometer to the top of the building, attach a long rope to it, lower it to the street, and then bring it up, measuring the length of the rope. The length of the rope is the height of the building."
I pointed out that the student really had a strong case for full credit since he had really answered the question completely and correctly. On the other hand, if full credit were given, it could well contribute to a high grade in his physics course. A high grade is supposed to certify competence in physics, but the answer did not confirm this. I suggested that the student have another try at answering the question. I was not surprised that my colleague agreed, but I was surprised when the student did.
I gave the student six minutes to answer the question with the warning that the answer should show some knowledge of physics. At the end of five minutes, he had not written anything. I asked if he wished to give up, but he said no. He had many answers to this problem; he was just thinking of the best one. I excused myself for interrupting him and asked him to please go on. In the next minute, he dashed off his answer which read:
"Take the barometer to the top of the building and lean over the edge of the roof. Drop the barometer, timing its fall with a stopwatch. Then, using the formula x=3D0.5*a*t^2, calculate the height of the building."
At this point, I asked my colleague if he would give up. He conceded, and gave the student almost full credit. In leaving my colleague's office, I recalled that the student had said that he had other answers to the problem, so I asked him what they were.
"Well," said the student. "there are many ways of getting the height of a tall building with the aid of a barometer. For example, you could take the barometer out on a sunny day and measure the height of the barometer, the length of its shadow, and the length of the shadow of the building, and by the use of simple proportion, determine the height of the building."
"Fine," I said, "and others?"
"Yes," said the student." There is a very basic measurement method you will like. In this method, you take the barometer and begin to walk up the stairs. As you climb the stairs, you mark off the length of the barometer along the wall. You then count the number of marks, and this will give you the height of the building in barometer units.
"A very direct method."
"Of course. If you want a more sophisticated method, you can tie the barometer to the end of a string, swing it as a pendulum, and determine the value of g at the street level and at the top of the building. From the difference between the two values of g, the height of the building, in principle, can be calculated."
"On this same tack, you could take the barometer to the top of the building, attach a long rope to it, lower it to just above the street, and then swing it as a pendulum. You could then calculate the height of the building by the period of the precession".
"Finally," he concluded, "there are many other ways of solving the problem. Probably the best," he said, "is to take the barometer to the basement and knock on the superintendent's door. When the superintendent answers, you speak to him as follows: 'Mr. Superintendent, here is a fine barometer. If you will tell me the height of the building, I will give you this barometer.'"
At this point, I asked the student if he really did know the conventional answer to this question. He admitted that he did, but said that he was fed up with high school and college instructors trying to "teach him to think"."
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Resorts World Manila -- Nothing Compares TV Ad
Nothing compares to Resorts World Manila's 2012 TV Commercial featuring signature venues Bar 360, The Newport Mall, Genting Club, Republiq, Newport Performing Arts Theater, and The Plaza. Also taking center stage in the TV ad are Leo Tavarro Valdez, Monique Wilson, the rest of The King and I cast, Youtube Sensation Bryson Andres, and the amazing acrobats of The Edge of Glory.
Cold and flu season is back again. Let's take a look at the sub-microscopic villain responsible for so much misery every year.
Random Facts:
A team of Korean scientists set up some traps to catch viruses and bacteria floating in the air. They set up their traps in Seoul, in an industrial complex in western Korea, and in a forest. Based on their collection, they came up with the following estimates...
In each cubic meter of air, there are between 1.6 million and 40 million viruses.
Given that we breathe roughly .01 cubic meters of air each minute, a simple calculation based on these results suggests we breathe in a few hundred thousand viruses every minute.
Viruses are by far the most abundant biological entities on Earth and they outnumber all the others put together. They infect all types of cellular life including animals, plants, bacteria and fungi.
Random Facts:
A team of Korean scientists set up some traps to catch viruses and bacteria floating in the air. They set up their traps in Seoul, in an industrial complex in western Korea, and in a forest. Based on their collection, they came up with the following estimates...
In each cubic meter of air, there are between 1.6 million and 40 million viruses.
Given that we breathe roughly .01 cubic meters of air each minute, a simple calculation based on these results suggests we breathe in a few hundred thousand viruses every minute.
Viruses are by far the most abundant biological entities on Earth and they outnumber all the others put together. They infect all types of cellular life including animals, plants, bacteria and fungi.
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On my 40th birthday I waltzed out of my bedroom dressed in an old outfit I dug out of the back of the closet.
"I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe is ten years old," I said to my husband, hoping he'd take the hint and buy me some clothes as a present.
"Or," he offered instead, "it means when you were 30 you had the body of a 40-year-old."
"I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe is ten years old," I said to my husband, hoping he'd take the hint and buy me some clothes as a present.
"Or," he offered instead, "it means when you were 30 you had the body of a 40-year-old."
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It started off as an April Fool’s Day joke (video), but now, Denver, Colorado’s Wynkoop Brewing Company has made a batch of Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout, a beer made with real bull testicles (which they describe as the “ballsiest beer ever”). It will be made available at Wynkoop Brewing Company and at their table at the Great American Beer Festival in Denver from October 11-13, 2012.
The beer is made with Colorado-grown base malts, roasted barley, seven specialty malts (including special B and smoked malt) and Styrian Goldings hops. The beer gets a small dose of sea salt, too. “It gives the beer an extra layer of Rocky Mountain oyster flavor,” Brown notes, “and additional texture.”The 8-barrel batch also included 25 pounds of bull testicles that were sliced by hand and then roasted (by Wynkoop sous chef Andrew Langlo) before being added to the beer’s mash.So how does it taste? Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout is an assertive foreign-style stout, slightly viscous, with a deep brown color. It has equally deep flavors of chocolate syrup, Kahlua, and espresso, along with a palpable level of alcohol and a savory umami-like note.It finishes dry and roasted with a fast-fading hop bite.The beer is 7% ABV and has 3 BPBs. That’s balls per barrel.
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“The toy is slightly small for Maru.”
Maru the cat has a new toy car. It’s pink, made of cardboard and has a license plate that reads: “MEOW”. Watch in this video as Maru tries to get inside his new car which is a bit too small for him.
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These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse. They crept up from an advantageous direction like a couple of commandos, pushed the outhouse over on one side and headed for the woods. They circled round and returned home an hour later from a completely different direction thus, trying to divert suspicion from themselves.
Upon returning, their father approached them with switch in hand and bellowed, "Did you two push the outhouse over this afternoon?"
The older boy replied, "As learned in school, I cannot tell a lie. Yes, Father, we pushed over the outhouse this afternoon."
At this revalation, the farmer proceeded to flail the two boys severely and sent them to bed without supper.
In the morning, the two boys meekly approached the brekfast table and took their seats. Everything was quiet until their father finally said, "Have you two learned your lesson?"
"Sure, Dad!" said the big brother, "But, in school we learned that George Washington admitted to HIS father that he'd chopped down a cherry tree and he was forgiven because he told the truth."
"Ah yes!' said the farmer, "BUT, George's DAD, wasn't in the cherry tree when he chopped it down!!!"
Upon returning, their father approached them with switch in hand and bellowed, "Did you two push the outhouse over this afternoon?"
The older boy replied, "As learned in school, I cannot tell a lie. Yes, Father, we pushed over the outhouse this afternoon."
At this revalation, the farmer proceeded to flail the two boys severely and sent them to bed without supper.
In the morning, the two boys meekly approached the brekfast table and took their seats. Everything was quiet until their father finally said, "Have you two learned your lesson?"
"Sure, Dad!" said the big brother, "But, in school we learned that George Washington admitted to HIS father that he'd chopped down a cherry tree and he was forgiven because he told the truth."
"Ah yes!' said the farmer, "BUT, George's DAD, wasn't in the cherry tree when he chopped it down!!!"
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It's amazing how clear your thinking becomes
when you feel you have cheated death ~
Last night, on my way home from dancing, my front tire blew out on the freeway.I still can't believe that my trusty Ford van kept going inside the lane, that the people driving up behind me didn't plow into me, (Thank you Mark!!!!) and that I safely got to the side of the road and was able to call the Auto club. No damage to the car (other than a shredded tire that looks like a T-Rex was snacking on it), and No injuries (except an adrenaline rush that lasted all night).
One life down, how many more to go?
Cats have 9 lives, I figure a bear (my totem animal) must have at least 11.
Thank you to all my friends who called, texted, and messaged me, and made me feel glad to be alive.
Thanks Aaron, for re-caging the dinosaurs *grin*
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Ursa ~
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