Can a venerated Portland Institution win the (un)coveted Darwin Award?

Can a venerated Portland Institution win the (un)coveted Darwin Award? OMSI (Oregon Museum of Science & Industry) is hosting a Solar Viewing party Sunday. Their supply of solar viewing glasses was misordered, will not be delivered until Monday. I was trying to buy a few sets ($1.99 each) for viewing this year's events.
Hmmm ~ wonder if they'll be on sale Monday?

Solar Eclipse Viewing Party

http://www.omsi.edu/node/3060